U.S. Attorney General Orders More Episodes Of The Wire

The Wire is the greatest beginning-to-end story in the history of television. That’s not an opinion, it’s a fact. Anyone who’s seen the show knows it, and that includes U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder, who also happens to be one of the most powerful people in this country. Well, if power corrupts, then bring on the corruption, because Holder is using a gross abuse of his government power for the forces of good.

The AG met with former Wire stars Wendell Pierce, Sonja Sohn and Jim True-Frost earlier this week so they could all show their support for protecting children from drug abuse and exploitation, Reuters reports. During the sitdown, Holder issued an order that may well be overstepping the boundaries of his authority:

“I want to speak directly to [creators] Mr. [Edward] Burns and Mr. [David] Simon: Do another season of The Wire. That’s actually at a minimum. … If you don’t do a season, do a movie. We’ve done HBO movies, this is a series that deserves a movie. I want another season or I want a movie. I have a lot of power, Mr. Burns and Mr. Simon.”

You can’t really spell it out any more clearly than that. If nothing else, this kind of power play will make great fodder for a future Simon/Burns collaboration.

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Comments

  • pDUB

    oh im so happy our tax dollars are being put to such great uses!

  • Dominic

    Dear Mr Attorney General.  Please also order more episodes or a movie of the following shows:
    Outsourced
    Lone Star
    Medium
    The New Adventures of Old Christine
    Dynasty

    Yes. the last one was a serious request.

  • Steve Rogers

    Yes, how dare people in government be concerned with protecting children from drug abuse and exploitation!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QKN5MHOI6VUFOYCTV5REK7M7A4 Jacob

    They were all serious requests?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QKN5MHOI6VUFOYCTV5REK7M7A4 Jacob

    He never said the Government was financing it.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AKEKAS4RMZ5AFWXFLBB5DIWUYI topher

    the last one sucked like all the ones before it…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AKEKAS4RMZ5AFWXFLBB5DIWUYI topher

    Bring back the following
    Star Trek The original series (With original cast i don’t care if some are dead after all your a powerful man)
    Invader Zim
    King of the Hill
    Firefly
    Justice League

  • Mr. M

    I have never seen The Wire, but now the hype has reached such epic proportions that I can’t watch it because my expectations would be too high.

    So for now, for me, Arrested Development remains the greatest beginning-to-end story inthe history of television, even though the end was rushed.

  • Anonymous

    If you bring back Firefly I will finally be proud of our government!

  • http://www.spinoffonline.com Kevin Melrose

    Don’t let the hype/raised expectations discourage you. The Wire is every bit as good as everyone says it is.

  • Mel

    Bring back Surface and SG Universe too

  • Wyatt Samuel K

    I am unsure if you understand the concept of a joke…

  • SageShinigami

    No show can be THAT great.  It’s not possible.  Especially since I had no interest a gritty street series to begin with.

  • Drhiphop85

    If he brings back King of the Hill, I’ll be a happy man. I’m stuck with Bob’s Burgers and Cleveland show but no Hank Hill. That’s bull

  • Anonymous

    Cool, can I get some more Bakersfield PD please? 

  • Anonymous

    In the internet, who does?

  • Easyt63

    I’m sorry but Lost is the best show from beginning to end. How can anyone deny that?

  • Nataniel Costard

    It´s like Paris. Decades hearing about this friggin city bigger than life, the most beautiful thing on earth, yadda yadda, I went there expecting to hate it. It was everything they said, and more. That`s The Wire. Give it a chance. Don`t give up until the third season. There`s no gimmick, no genre, it`s not a gritty street series. It`s just amazing talented people doing their best.

  • Nataniel Costard

    Easy, you just watch it.

  • Anonymous

    I assume you meant to reply to someone else, but.. http://coalminds.com/blog/archives/396

  • http://twitter.com/jephd jephd

    By watching the Wire?
    or you know,
    Twin Peaks
    Firefly
    Homicide
    Arrested development
    State of Play
    Life on Mars/Ashes to Ashes (Uk version)
    Spaced
    Generation Kill
    Band of Brothers
    the exile
    the prisoner (UK Version)
    extras
    the office (UK)
    the list goes on
    and thats just of the top of my head