Where Are Our Saturday Morning Cartoon Movies?

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Where Are Our Saturday Morning Cartoon Movies?  

The news that DreamWorks Animation may buy Classic Media, the company that owns media rights to Casper The Friendly Ghost, The Lone Ranger and the Masters of the Universe reminds us that, despite all the super-hero and fairy tale movies that we’ve already seen – not to mention the ones based on toys and boardgames (Oh, Battleship…), there’s still a whole range of nostalgia still to be mined by movie studios. Bearing this in mind, here’s an obvious question: Why haven’t we seen a slew of Saturday Morning Cartoon-inspired movie yet?

Maybe it’s my age, but I have fond memories of the high-concept cartoons that I grew up on from the likes of Hanna-Barbera and Ruby Spears Productions. Looking back at it now, they seemed to happily fill some strange middle ground in a spectrum between comic books (Many episodes were written by comic veterans), toys (which they were inevitably attached to, whether spinning out of the cartoons or, more likely, being “inspired” by) and “regular” television – all of which now seems like the sweet spot for source material for our summer blockbuster viewing. So where are the big budget recreations of this part of our childhood?

Perhaps the limited success of things like The Flintstones movie and Speed Racer have scared movie executives off (Will Ferrell’s Land of The Lost likely belongs in here, somewhere, I suspect) – but even if that’s true, I can’t imagine that they’ll stay away for too long. As the public’s hunger for genre-ish stories that come from their childhood continues oddly unabated, movies will continually need new material to recycle, and there are only so many Spider-Mans and Batmans around able to stand up to constant recreation and retelling; even something like Superman seems to suffer if it’s seen too often, with Superman Returns demonstrating ably how easily an audience can be bored by something that, in earlier times, it would’ve been enchanted by (Remember when it was enough to tell audiences that they’d believe a man could fly…?). With all of the Marvel properties sewn up either in existing deals or with Disney, and all the DC properties owned by a Warners that seems unsure what to do with them, the number of viable comic properties that people will recognize from their youth is tiny, and even toylines are spoken for, with Hasbro’s post-Transformers deal with Paramount Pictures. What else is left, if we’re not simply going to be recycling remakes of adaptations, like photocopies of photocopies, endlessly? Coming up with something new? Don’t be ridiculous.

(A possibility, of course, may be video games. We’ll have to wait and see how Wreck-It-Ralph does, later this year. If that’s a hit, perhaps we’ll get that high-profile reboot of the Super Mario Bros. franchise that we’ve all been waiting for.)

Saturday Morning Cartoons are an almost-untapped resource for movie executives looking to take advantage of those younger eyes and childhood sense of wonder. There are some great characters and strong ideas to be found in mining things like The Perils of Penelope Pitstop, say, or The Herculoids and Space Ghost. An all-out attempt to bring The Centurions back to life would be something I would eagerly await, and complain about the casting of (Seriously, George Clooney for Max Ray or this whole thing is dead to me). And don’t get me started on the need the world has for a Thundarr The Barbarian movie – preferably in 3D, and with awesome CGI Ookla the Mok action.

Surely, it can only be a matter of time before these things happen, right…? And when it does, while the critics and the snobs bemoan yet more crass commercialization and infantilization of the movie industry and its audience, you’ll be able to happily find me in the theater, happily paying my money for the chance to feel like I’m 10 years old again.

  • Lyle

    I’ve been saying for years that I would love to see a Herculoids movie, and, with how advanced CGI has gotten, this could be a lot of fun.
    I also have fond memories of Thundar the Barbarian, but can’t help wondering if it cannot get out of the shadow of all the stuff it borrowed from (from Planet of the Apes to Star Wars). I fear any attempt to do a movie of it would be a parody, and we may have to put up with the casting of Will Ferrell as Thundar.

  • Marcus

    Really enjoyed this article.
    And yes, I´d be right next in the line paying happily to able to “go back”.

  • http://twitter.com/dennis1910 Dennis van Beek

    More adaptions of mediocre material? Neeehh. It’s time for new ideas.

  • Eltrandi

    Found some old Thundarr the Barbarian cartoons online.  While I have the fondest memories of the show, it doesn’t hold up.  I couldn’t finish one episode.  Come to think of it, pretty much any cartoon I’ve hunted down from my childhood turned out to blow pretty hard.  G.I. Joe was the biggest let down.

  • Smig

    Last I heard, HONG KONG PHOOEY was currently in production, and Allan Menken was just signed to provide the songs for a CGI movie for Dreamworks of Sis and Marty Krofft’s LIDSVILLE. Draemworks is also producing a CGI PEABODY AND SHERMAN film as well..

  • Mak

    Personally, If any of these show can be done right they could be big success.

  • Jon

    Visionaries (Knights of the Magical Light) anyone?

  • Randy Meyer

    Reese Witherspoon as Penelope Pitstop!!

  • Guest

    I’d like to see Thundar, too.  Let me add to that John Blackstar, Cadillac and Dynasaurs, Jayce and The Wheeled Warriors and of course The Galaxy Rangers.

  • Ramone

    Whatever, the “new ideas” complaint is akin to trolling these days since there are PLENTY of new ideas out there, most people just need something to whine about. Speaking of most people, the majority of human society couldn’t tell you what Herculoids or Thundarr even are so there’s plenty to mine there and I’d love to see both adapted for the big screen.

  • Beefhide

    It doesn’t hold up to what exactly? Being a cartoon? That show is pure fun–where else are you going to get a Gamma World cartoon? Seriously, if you were expecting anything from your childhood to be Shakespeare that’s a sad statement indeed. Relax!

  • Eiki

    A well done remake of The Herculoids could be excellent. Imagine the faher/leader of the team as someone who recognised the obsession with tech on his own planet and he leaves the rat race behind to settle on a new planet with his family. His resourcefullness and innate intelligence allows him to live off and in harmony with the environment. Over a course of a mini series we can see him discoering these one of a kind animals with extrodinary abilities and along with his wife and child gain their trust and becomes champions of a world that needs them. Or something like that.

  • http://twitter.com/supamike36 michael thompson

    the better question may be what happened to Saturday morning cartoons in general?? They used to announce the new cartoon line up in the middle of comics and when i saw that it was like Christmas time!! Now other than green lantern and young justice i don’t know of any Saturday cartoons.

  • http://bwmedia.wordpress.com/ ShadowWing Tronix

    Why should Hollywood be allowed to screw up Saturday Morning shows the way they have everything else? (See Underdog and Land of the Lost.)

  • coalminds

    Why have we gone from lamenting all the non-original movie content to having repeated articles about things that can be pointlessly remade?

  • http://www.facebook.com/dfullam David Fullam

    High-concept cartoons from Hanna-Barbera and Ruby Spears Productions? Good thing you have never watched Space Runaway Ideon. Your head would explode.

  • Drexelrivers

    hell yeah…I would love to see that done and done right. That show’s concept was ahead o its time…a show where 2 sides war and there is a magician who aids each side equally….a great writer could work wonders with the Visionairies concept. Also bring Thundarr back…definitely would be a great movie. 

  • Drexelrivers

    that actually sounds like a great concept…sadly we can only pray someone gives it a similar concept and doesnt fall prey to studio demands for some silly kid friendly movie to sell toys and cups..
    a Herculoid movie should be made! Thundarr definitely should be made! Visionairies for the third idea!

  • Dave

     Smurfs.  GI Joe.  Transformers.  Yogi Bear. 

    There have been plenty of cartoon to movie translations in the last few years.  The quality of them however doesn’t lead anyone to expect too many more.

  • Demoncat4

    have to admit been wishing holly wood would start tapping into things like Thundar and the hercouloids but given how old these things are hollywood proably figures they would not be able to get an audience to warrent the cost. plus both thundar and the Herculoids think are owned by Warner’s since they own HB

  • The One & Only

    Thundar would make for an interesting live action flick. A great mix of CONAN THE BARBARIAN with THE ROAD WARRIOR which after seeing on Boomerang awhile back, was quite cutting edge to my six year old self. Another Hasbro property that I honestly think would make for a hellacool live action flick, THE INHUMANOIDS. Giant monsters, high tech adventurers, dirty politics, would make for a great film.

  • http://www.facebook.com/charlie.esser.9 Charlie Esser

    Ookla can only be played by Peter Mayhew, or if he passes, we can always put Lou Ferigno in the the Costume, actually he might be quite good in the role.  (though yeah, they will probably do a cheap CGI and everyone wills ay he looks like Sully from Monsters Inc.)

    But actually, one reason people aren’t clamoring for this likely has to do with the weakness of the Master’s of the Universe Film (which I still say was pretty cool, and a great billy barty part, which is essential in my book) and then a series of Jay Ward knock offs (george of the Jungle and Dudley Doo Right) featuring Brendon Frasier that has studios a little soft of SMC films.

    In truth, I was really waiting for Brendon to take on Tom Slikc or Super Chicken (hey actually there was a middling Underdog film as well now that I think of it) but I think the weakness of the others pretty much killed the dream.

    Now that said, the problem for those films as it was with Battleship and previous Hero Movies, was counting too much on Fandom to make a hit and not worrying about writing, acting, dirceting and special effects.

    Thundar is actually a good test case for it, since it was a dramatic series with strong ties to existing popular properties (Star Wars Meets Conan, as interpreted by Jack Kirby) So if someone had a hundred millions dollars laying around and wanted to cast Armie Hammer as Thundar and maybe Brenda Song as Ariel, the get Vince Gilligan to write it and heck we’ll get some unknown indie kid to direct it (gotta save money somewhere) and you just might get enough late 30′s early 40′s guys who have a vauge memory of a half remembered T.V. show to come out a couple times to make your money back.

    But your real problem here is that most of these kids shows just didn’t run long enough to build a strong enough cult audience.  I mean I would love a Jenny McCarthy Penolope Pit Stop with an all little person anthill mob, and Seth MacFarlin as the hooded Claw, but who but you and me remember this cartoon and remember it fondly enough to have done our dream casting on it.  (o.k. under pressure from Mr. Mac Farlin , who is likey to executive produce we will switch out Jenny MacCarthy for for Laurie Perpron on Mila Kunis’ reccomendation, but we insit on Peter Dinklage for Clyde or there simply is no movie!)

  • http://www.facebook.com/charlie.esser.9 Charlie Esser

    Yeah, but so was the GI Joe Movie…so there you go.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Dawnelldo Dawnell Bouknight

    Oh, hello the Pirates of Dark Water ring a bell to anyone?

  • Mark

    Centurions would make a great film!

  • orphan

    Thank God most people don’t know what crap Thundarr or Herculoids were. This and other projects like He Man were the Nadir of American animation.They were what held back the development of American animation for decades.Strickly fodder for the basement dwelling mouthbreathers.

  • orphan

    So far this is the only suggestion worth pursuing.Thank you.

  • Lyle

    Reese Witherspoon as Penelope Pitstop? I could see it work, though, as I watched the cartoon, it struck me how people who are into bondage would be into this. And, seeing Reese Witherspoon in bondage situation would definitely be something to look forward to…

  • FredII

    By natures hand by craft by art, what once was whole now fly apart!  This Movie would be great…but again…you are either going to get a show that ignores the source material to fit another script into that world, or you’ll get a modern interpretation of a rather pedestrian story line form the start.
    At the end of the day, for these Robot Chickenesque refernceable films just don’t have the fan base enough to make them a film, and if there is noreal fanbase, why make the film, when you could just as easily make any other sword and sorcery film set on a post apocolyptic world and not pay the original rights holders anything.

    Although, with that in mind, given how agressive Hasbro has been in marketing it’s properties, there is a good chance you are going to see such a film, since it’s pirmary purpose will be in regenerating interst in a toy line they have the rights to. (I dn’t know if the Visionaries were Hasbro or Matel but the same principle applies).  

    At the end of the day things only get adated because someone owns the rights and wants to use them.  If no one has snatched up Visionaries or Thundarr yet, I can’t imagine a bidding war breaking out.

    So, if you want to see such a film the best bet is if someone makes a fan film on you tube or a series of mash ups that inspires interst in the concept to get someone to bid on the idea.

    Marvel didn’t start making their own movies until someone else figures out how to make money on the concept.

    Honestly I’d expec to see a Blackhole remake (wholely owned conept of the Disney Corporation and at least as popular as any of these other properties) before we got anything from the Hanna Barbera stable from any time after the 60′s.

    By the seventies, there was a saturation of the market of childrens entertainment and there were enough diffent shows on that none could become the cultureal staples of cartoons from the 60′s.

    So as much as I would love a Thundarr film, it’s not going to happen any time soon..

  • http://squidoo.com/ Atomic Kommie Comics

    “…we may have to put up with the casting of Will Ferrell as Thundar.”

    Will was born to play Ookla the Mok!

  • Brian from Canada

    Saturday cartoons disappeared with the rising costs of animation in the 80s and 90s — beginning with NBC’s attempt to make all teen-oriented news shows and ending with Fox’s decision to import Japanese cartoons like Pokémon rather than continue on with superhero cartoons.

    Today, with cable stations churning out new material — especially a plethora of cartoons that are clearly NOT for youngsters, and another clearly NOT for adults (or anyone with the intellectual capacity of a fifth grader) — and the emphasis on prime time, there’s no real room for making a special morning of cartoons.

    Heck, the networks can’t even program prime time properly!

  • Brian from Canada

    Smurfs, GI Joe and Transformers all have sequels in the next year or two. The money is there.

    Where Saturday morning cartoons REALLY fail is the fact that they are extremely difficult to balance between kids and adults.

    GI Joe wasn’t very kid-oriented to begin with, and the Transformers movies are more violent and adult oriented (especially the drug references in #2) than the kids cartoon ever was.

    Hanna Barbara cartoons just can’t work any more because the sense of wonder they offer has been lost to a more crass, self-aware audience taste. Yogi can’t compete with Cartman, and the self awareness of George Of The Jungle can’t really compete against Family Guy.

  • Brian from Canada

    Visionaries was Hasbro. Marvel did the comic and cartoon for them before Hasbro decided Marvel was charging too much and took it all away.

    IF Visionaries comes back — and there definitely is enough plot there to make it work tremendously well — Hasbro will have to test it out first, in comics or animation. Right now, though, reports are The Hub is faltering badly.

    Thundercats still hasn’t been renewed, and like GI Joe: Renegades before it, they outline how a property CAN be completely reworked into something entertaining — especially Thundercats, who’s story is superior in many ways to the original thanks to the ability of long story arcs.

  • Devil_Dinosaur

    I think the main reason there haven’t been a lot of movies based on these cartoons is because the cartoons were horrible.

  • Jwalkerj

    Scooby Doo, Top Cat, Looney Tunes, Transformers, Alvin and the Chipmunks

  • Cjorg2

    Feel free to drop dead you ignorant, over-opinionated numbnut.

  • Lewis4510

    Thunder Cats is probably going to get canceled. And good riddance. It tried to be an Avatar: The last Air Bender knock off.

  • Wyrder

    If they do a Lidsville movie my life will be complete.  Can’t wait for Hong Kong Phooey, it was such a fun show.  RIP Scatman Crothers.

  • Cpatmaier

    There’s a new Popeye movie coming out, directed by Gendy Tartovsky. Not sure if it’ll be CG or live-action.

    And although it was only released theatrically overseas, there was a decent live-action Space Battleship Yamato (AKA Star Blazers here). On the flip side though there was the awful live-action Dragonball movie.

    Robotech (With Tobey Macquire interested in it), Voltron and other imports though are stuck in development hell.

  • Sageshinigami

     The problem lies when people try to explain just how great their childhood was.  They remember it being so much more intense and serious and brilliantly written, forgetting that the series was created and marketed to for 8-12 year olds, and in that they did their job.  And if you go back and watch those series WITH that mindset?  You’re good.  But go back expecting the same brilliance and you get this guy.

  • Sageshinigami

    It’s a high fantasy world that’s pretty Western-influenced compared to the *very* Asian culture inspired Avatar.  This is just incorrect.

  • Sageshinigami

    I want a new Centurions cartoon.  And a video game that’s worth playing would probably be one of the most addicting third-person shooter/action games ever made.

  • MRMIRACLE

    Thundarr in particular could do well, if done right.  It’s going to take financial backers, producers, a director and writers that all commit to taking the material seriously.  Otherwise, it’s going to be one more camp failure.

  • Lewis4510

    I’d be down with a tv revival of Thundarr if we can’t get a movie deal. With better animation and better writing I think it would be a hit. Rather than yet another version of Ben 10.

  • JayTee

    Thundaar? SERiously? When I was 10 I had Batman The Animated Series. Your childhood sucked.

  • FredII

    If it’s Hasbro, then as they are currently recycling their toy line into new rerun material on the Hub, there is a chance the Visionaries could make a come back, there, and if they can build up new interst there, it’s not that hard to make the leap to film….so there you go.

  • Rclifford5778

    You gotta be kidding!  Saturday morning cartoons?  They were garbage!

  • Ryan Sinclair

    Hey Warner Brothers/Legendary Pictures Zack Snyder/Peter Jackson/Guillermo Del Toro please give us Thundarr The Barbarian and Masters of the Universe movies! 

  • Fero

    Hmm maybe you can take Michael Bay off our Saturday morning cartoons and jump on yours since your so eager lol

  • James

    M.A.S.K would be amazing