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TV URBAN LEGEND: B.A. Baracus never actually said “I pity the fool” on The A-Team.

The A-Team was a fascinating hit TV series in that it was absurd even for the era in which it aired (1983-1987). The cartoon violence on the program was evident when, in the first episode, a jeep carrying soldiers pursuing the team flips over spectacularly and crashes (it’s an impressive enough shot that it was used in the opening credits for pretty much the entire run). Voiceovers, of course, quickly assure viewers that both the driver and passenger were fine after the crash. That was The A-Team in a nutshell: spectacular violence but people almost never actually got hurt, despite the A-Team’s extensive use of explosives and automatic weapons.

The A-Team was about a team of soldiers who were wrongly convicted of a crime they didn’t commit in the closing days of the Vietnam War. Now on the run from the U.S. military, they work as mercenaries helping out people in need while also trying to clear their names. Led by Col. John “Hannibal” Smith (played by George Peppard), whose trademark phrase was “I love it when a plan comes together,” the team consisted of Lt. Templeton “Faceman” Peck (played by Tim Dunigan in the first two episodes and Dirk Benedict going forward), Capt. H.M. “Howling Mad” Murdock (Dwight Schultz) and, of course, Sgt. Bosco Albert “B.A.” Baracus (Mr. T). B.A. Baracus quickly became the most popular character on the series (much to the annoyance of Peppard). Fans of The A-Team were quite familiar with Mr. T.’s trademark phrase “I pity the fool.” However, is it really true the phrase was never used on The A-Team?

Yes, surprisingly enough, just like how Gracie Allen never actually said “Goodnight, Gracie” on The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show, B.A. Baracus never actually used the phrase “I pity the fool” on The A-Team. (There are other famous examples of this, as well, of course, like Kirk never saying “Beam me up, Scotty,” Basil Rathbone’s Sherlock Holmes never saying “Elementary, my dear Watson,” and Rick never saying “Play it again, Sam” in Casablanca).

Mr. T., born Laurence Tureaud, was already quite a personality before he began appearing regularly on television. He developed his Mr. T persona in the late 1970s while working as a bouncer (that’s also when he began donning gold chains and wearing his hair in the style of an African Mandinka warrior). That career led him to become a high-profile bodyguard, working for such celebrities as Michael Jackson, Diana Ross and Muhammad Ali. His unique tough-guy persona was given national exposure when Mr. T competed in a strongman competition on NBC called America’s Toughest Bouncer. Winning the competition, he then appeared in a follow-up dubbed Games People Play, which he also won. Before the final match, Mr. T explained to event commentator Bryant Gumbel that “I just feel sorry for the guy who I have to box. I just feel real sorry for him.” Sylvester Stallone caught this second competition and was intrigued by Mr. T and that line in particular.

Stallone then wrote Mr. T into Rocky III as the main villain, Clubber Lang. It was there the phrase “I pity the fool” was born.

The film was a massive success, and Mr. T was soon cast on The A-Team, where he became an even bigger celebrity, and eventually one of the most recognizable figures in the country (he even did an inspirational video Be Somebody or Be Somebody’s Fool).

Mr. T would use the phrase “I pity the fool” regularly in public appearances, but for whatever reason, he didn’t bring it with him to The A-Team. Just to prove this, I decided to put myself through the greatest of tests: actually watching every episode of the series to make sure. And while it took me quite a while (I wasn’t exactly thrilled to go through a bunch of these episodes in a row, so I spread them out over a number of months), I recently completed the series run and I can confirm he never used the phrase on the show. In fact, he didn’t say “fool” all that often, except to refer to “that fool Murdock.” His most common insult was “sucka.”

You often come across the suggestion that the quote “I pity the fool who goes out tryin’ a’ take over the world, then runs home cryin’ to his momma!” is from The A-Team, but A. It never appeared on the show; and B. I don’t know if I believe that that phrase ever existed, period. I’ve heard a .wav file containing the opening and the closing together (“I pity the fool that runs home cryin’ to his momma”) but never the whole thing.

Anyhow, as to the legend at hand, it is one of those odd ones where we’re confirming a negative, so the legend is…

STATUS: True

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Comments

  • joe89

    The thing many people never understood about “The A-Team” was that it was intended to be a kids show that spoofed the action genre, which is why it was so over-the-top. One of the producers mentioned this years later in an interview.

  • Morpheus Oneiros

    well, i pity the fool who had to watch the whole A-team series to see if it was true…….

  • BeastieRunner

    That fool Cronin watched the whole show jus’ ta figure this out. What a sucka. I hope he was with his momma.

  • Hypestyles

    Too bad that there was never a proper TV reunion movie. The new movie was just okay. I could see it revived on cable, though, with an all-new cast.

  • Elias Algorithm

    I would have watched the whole series for ya.

  • Will M.

    Let no one ever question Brian’s qualifications for answering these pop culture questions – the man’s research is thorough.

  • Dave

    Maybe that line came from the Mr. T animated series. Or his later series “TnT”. GAUNTLET THROWN.

  • Rollo Tomassi

    Pffft. Don’t act like you weren’t lookin for an excuse to do a marathon, Cronin. Just own up, you closet A-Team junkie.

  • Ian Cook

    Gosh, glad you cleared that up. This is one I never actually thought was a thing.

  • beane2099

    There’s a bunch of folks who exemplify the 80′s and all of its moving parts but Mr. T is on the short list of cultural icons who helped define the 80′s. I can feel your pain about watching some of those A Team episodes though. I recently watched the whole series myself and that fifth and final season was painful. Of course it didn’t help that George Peppard refused to talk directly to Mr. T on the set. He was jealous of Mr. T’s new fame even though the show was originally built around Mr. T. That lead to writing changes that kind of kept them apart in scenes whenever possible.

  • beane2099

    It’s a shame the movie bombed in 2010. They had a great cast (especially Face and Murdock). The problem was that convoluted story and Jessica Biel. I’m sorry but that movie stopped dead every time she was on screen. All she did was react to what the A Team did. You could edit her part out almost completely and it wouldn’t impact the movie a whole lot (in fact someone should do a fan edit – not me cause I’m not good at that sort of thing).

  • Brown4eva

    I think you mean Mandingo not mandinka lol and you forget he was doing skits on John Byners Bizarre back in 1980 -85 MrT Vs Super Dave http://vod.com.ng/en/video/duj35NdOvnU/Super-Dave-Vs-MrT-Best-of-YouTube

  • Brown4eva

    I first remember Mr.T from DC Cab and Rocky 3 first and foremost

  • Touch-and-go Bullethead

    No, Mandinka is right. Mr. T would emphasize this in interviews, correcting the poor fool who called his haircut a “Mandingo” (or, worse, a Mohawk).

    So, LOL back at you.

  • Jay Sinclair

    The G.I. Joe cartoon of the same era used the same template. Lots of guns, and explosions, but the villains were always seen parachuting from exploding helicopters, or limping away from burning vehicles. And of course, it was for kids as well.